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"In today's world of contradictory expectations, we'd like a sage, female voice helping us to stand tall, be ourselves, and not take any crap. We want a bad attitude, thank you-and a good set of power tools."
-from KISS MY TIARA
SMART RULES FOR SMART WOMEN OF ALL CULTURES,
SEXUALITIES, AND SIZES!
Irreverent, provocative, hip-and always funny-this guide to power and attitude offers women an intelligent alternative to the negative messages we hear every day from magazines, television, and relatives. A Cynthia Heimel for a new generation, Susan Jane Gilman serves up uncommon wisdom and practical advice on everything from sex to politics, from turning shopping skills into a power tool to using man-catching techniques for salary negotiations.
BE A SMARTMOUTH GODDESS WHEN IT COMES TO...
Beauty: Sure, beauty has the power to excite men. But so does a box of donuts.
Men: After eons of "civilization," guys still have trouble understanding the word "no." Luckily, there's one word that's guy Kryptonite: "commitment."
Money: Feminists have condemned capitalism as patriarchal and exploitative. They obviously never tried to buy tampons in Communist China in 1986.
Politics: Hey, somebody's gotta rule the world. It might as well be us.
