How to live with your tiny penis

This book was written to help you live large with your little penis- here is an example of part of the introduction: So, size is an issue.. or is it? The answer is yes, it is, for most things men do- for example: you couldn't use your penis to strangle an attacking thief, itch your knees or choke a dog (Tom said he tried that once) but you most certainly can procreate- Carl, Dan and Tom have children. Since the penis was invented to make children and be played with, and since both of these can be done regardless of size, I would say you can still live it large. There is a comparison chart and some other great images (I drew myself) for colouring in if that is your sort of thing. It is essentially 44ish pages of utter nonsense relating to living life with a small penis (as the people mentioned in the book have learned to do) that I created as a practical joke to upset my brothers at Christmas. Buy it to upset yours. Disclaimer: Remember this book is intended purely for entertainment purposes, and its lighthearted tone is meant to bring a smile to readers' faces and a perk to your little penis. Similarities between you and this book are coincidental. Mostly.