Milligan's War

'How long does this go on?' he said.

'Until the war is finished, ' I said.

Or until the paper runs out... Yes, the best bits of the greatest war memoirs in the English (?) language are now collected in one book fat enough to throw at brass hats, featuring crabs, Harry Secombe, the Bill Hill Trio, the dreaded Cold Collation and Spike's underwear collection as just a few of the secret weapons that made Hitler, Mussolini, Montgomery and Rommel (who?) give up and go home...