Not-A-Morning Person Coffee Mug - Official Morning Record Gift Mug

A not-a-morning person official morning record forms the central artwork on this mug. The humorous record connects with people who regularly negotiate alarms, postpone decisions and take time to become fully awake.

The white design uses black, dark blue, green and gold details with decorative corner flourishes, a gold star and small sunrise illustrations. The record lists "ALARMS HEARD - THOUSANDS," "SNOOZES NEGOTIATED - MANY," "EARLY QUESTIONS IGNORED - COUNTLESS," "MORNING DECISIONS DELAYED - SENSIBLY," "THINGS FORGOTTEN BEFORE 8 AM - SEVERAL," "DAYS EVENTUALLY STARTED - ALL OF THEM" and "TIMES FULLY FUNCTIONAL LATER - ALMOST ALWAYS." Below this, "CURRENT STATUS: AWAKE NOW" appears in green, followed by the complete statement "I'M NOT BAD AT MORNINGS MORNINGS ARE JUST TOO EARLY."

The mug turns familiar morning habits into a decorative everyday joke for breakfast, work breaks and relaxed weekend coffee.

Designed to be enjoyed as a personal mug or shared as a thoughtful gift that reflects individual interests and personality.

Features:

• Ceramic mug
• Gloss finish
• 330ml capacity
• Dishwasher safe
• Microwave safe
• Comfortable C handle
• Suitable for hot and cold drinks

This late-riser design combines an official-style record with a broader morning humour theme. It suits coffee drinkers, snooze-button users and anyone who believes mornings arrive earlier than they should.

What's in the box
1 x Mug