The Little Book of Cracking Christmas Jokes

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Chris.
Chris who?
Christmas.

Don't worry, the jokes get better than that, though not much more, admittingly. Welcome to Cracking Christmas Jokes!
This tiny tome is full of Christmas spirit, and celebrates the most wonderful time of the year with an endless stream of yuletide cheer. It's stuffed to bursting with cracker jokes as timeless as Santa himself - and they feel just as old, too. From classic cracker gags to, well, even more classic cracker gags (too many, if we're honest), this compact celebration of Christmas is as Christmassy as a trip to the tip on Boxing Day - and almost as fun.
The Little Book of Cracking Christmas Jokes is all you and your family need this festive season to diffuse fraught family tensions (after fighting over the last roast potato), and fill the awkward silence after Mum's caught cheating at Monopoly. For the third time. Enjoy!

SAMPLE CONTENT

What did the football announcer get as a gift from Santa Claus?
COOOOOOOAAAALLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!

What does Santa tell his elves after he's delivered all the presents?
"And that's a wrap!"

What's Santa's favourite drink at Christmas dinner?
H2O, H2O, H2O!